We Will Destroy Your Planet

We Will Destroy Your Planet

An Alien’s Guide to Conquering the Earth

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  • Author: David McIntee
  • Illustrator: Miguel Coimbra
  • Short code: OBK
  • Publication Date: 20 Nov 2013
  • Number of Pages: 236
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For over a hundred years, Aliens have been trying to take over the Earth, but every time they have failed, often in the most unlikely ways. Well, no more! We Will Destroy Your Planet offers our future alien overlords all of the information necessary to bring humanity to its knees. Planning for an interstellar, or even intergalactic, conquest is a complex affair, that even races which have mastered faster than light travel might find difficult. This book offers practical, ‘how-to' advice on a variety of topics including logistics, environmental factors, and of course human weaknesses. It also goes into the big question of ‘why' you want to destroy or enslave the Earth, as this is crucial in determining which strategy and tactics to employ. Once that has been determined, the book follows as step-by-step approach to annihilating human resistance, suggesting the best and worst weapons, and giving guidelines on just how much destruction is optimal. With this book in hand, there is little doubt that humans are now in their last generation as masters of the Earth.

Biographical Note

David A McIntee has written many tie-in novels in such franchises as Dr Who, Star Trek, Final Destination and Space 1999. He has also written comics adapting the work of Ray Harryhausen, William Shatner and John Saul. He has been a regular features contributor to many genre media magazines, and has written academic studies about the Aliens and Predator series, Blakes 7, and others. He has also run re-enactment demos of Ancient Egyptian events.

Contents

Attacking the Earth
Surface Operations
Weapons and Martial Arts
Living on Earth
Looking After Your Humans
Collateral Damage
Special Cases
A History of Alien Invasions

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